On my bus ride home, they were all cuddled up in the first seat. She was a large woman in a blue dress; he was a man in a short-sleeved plaid shirt with a hearing aid. His arm was all the way around her, as far as he could reach. She was giggling, and speaking in a kewpie doll voice, and his hands seemed to be wandering towards sesitive places.
They were old. She was very wrinkled, and so was he.
But they were so cute! They were flirty and giggly and terribly glad to be together.
Our culture says love is for the smooth-skinned young. Especially if you want to be publicly affectionate.
But culture doesn’t know everything.
Business 2.0 – Magazine Article – My Makeover
For more than two years, McClelland has run Geek Boy Services, a one-woman makeover consultancy. Her target: the army of ungainly men who write our code and keep our servers running — many of whom, alas, now have a lot more free time on their hands than they used to and are in desperate need of outside interests. Or, at the very least, a date. Even in these lean times, McClelland says, her phone is ringing off the hook.
This was my idea! Well, the idea of me and all my girls in Silicon Valley back when I was still there.
Those of us who were single (and we all were at various times) really wished we could get those boys to clean up and open up.
Half the time, it was really a problem with the opening up more than the cleaning up. Just get comfortable with yourself! It was tiring running into the same dufusses with the same lines at the clubs. A shy smile from across the room was a huge attention-getter. Really.
But they had to speak when spoken to. Eye contact is critical too. Most of us have encountered the geek boy who cannot actually look directly at a female and speak at the same time. Or just look directly at a female. Or just speak.
Actually, I think I could do a better job than this woman. I’ve done a few freebies, and there are better ways to give men a “look” than just shoving your taste at them.
This seems to be pure cotton candy pop.
Happy electronic dancy hoppy pop. It is barely one step removed from The Chipmunks.
Maybe that makes me a sick puppy. But this stuff is GREAT on monday morning. I stumble out of bed and hit play on my stereo, and suddenly the world starts to be happy.