Getting a LOT of vitamin irony right now. So…I might very much enjoy a frackit bucket of BenNJerry’s to celebrate and assuage my new lay off…

seems an appropriate thing to when one is celebrasorrowing (ooh…i just made a word!)

but here comes the irony

My recent ‘cleanse’ has left me unwilling to eat dairy and very suspicious of sugar

Goddamit. I guess I’ll have to go be PRODUCTIVE or something

all this health is gonna kill me