{"id":2123,"date":"2012-11-18T21:47:26","date_gmt":"2012-11-19T04:47:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=2123"},"modified":"2012-11-18T21:47:26","modified_gmt":"2012-11-19T04:47:26","slug":"ill","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2012\/11\/ill\/","title":{"rendered":"Ill"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Veronica was sick on Friday night. Chris is sick..VERY sick..today..shuddery cold and hot.<\/p>\n<p>When he is sick, he somehow feels like helping me. it&#8217;s not that he doesn&#8217;t halp me when he is well, but there is somehting different about it when he is sick.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe he is sick and watching me run around doing the perpetual motion dance that is life as a working mom, he thinks he should help. He is normally partially occupied with  reading the paper to me or something else.<\/p>\n<p>When he is sick he doesn&#8217;t have the focus to watch the lakers or read the National Review.<\/p>\n<p>So he limps over to me in a sad pathetic voice and says &#8220;I&#8217;m sorry, baby&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>THe first time I feel sorry back. but the 5th time I want to kill him.<\/p>\n<p>FINE! BE SICK! but don&#8217;t interrupt me with apologies that you can&#8217;t help me. I know you can&#8217;t help me I am not mad about it. But to make me stop to listen to your apology is&#8230;well&#8230;not conducive. TO anybody.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe this is more like when Veronica drags her rocking horse over to me and says &#8220;Horsey wanted to see you.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s nothing to do with horsey. It&#8217;s more to do with wanting attention.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe i should let go of Martha and go sit next to the sicky.<\/p>\n<p>Could be worse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Veronica was sick on Friday night. Chris is sick..VERY sick..today..shuddery cold and hot. When he is sick, he somehow feels like helping me. it&#8217;s not that he doesn&#8217;t halp me when he is well, but there is somehting different about &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2012\/11\/ill\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2142,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2123\/revisions\/2142"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}