{"id":2550,"date":"2013-06-15T09:27:34","date_gmt":"2013-06-15T16:27:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=2550"},"modified":"2013-06-15T09:27:34","modified_gmt":"2013-06-15T16:27:34","slug":"the-universe-forgot-the-concert-tickets","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2013\/06\/the-universe-forgot-the-concert-tickets\/","title":{"rendered":"The universe forgot the concert tickets"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The universe did not align for me to go to the folk music festival today. Dammit. I had been thinking I wanted to go. I didn\u2019t find out when it was <i>happening<\/i> or anything, but I was still thinking I wanted to go.<\/p>\n<p>Now it\u2019s happening and I am not there. I am at home finishing a load of dishes. I could be spontaneous and just GO!<\/p>\n<p>\u201cMOMMEEE!!! I CAN\u2019T FIND MY PRINCESS!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>no. no I cannot be spontaneous anymore.<\/p>\n<p>So, what I really want to do is drive around and listen to Dido and Johnny Cash and cry.<\/p>\n<p>I am woman hear me weep<\/p>\n<p>I <i>will<\/i> roar if someone asks me what\u2019s wrong.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Do not break the melancholy enchantment of a fine and pleasant self-pity.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The universe did not align for me to go to the folk music festival today. Dammit. I had been thinking I wanted to go. I didn\u2019t find out when it was happening or anything, but I was still thinking I &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2013\/06\/the-universe-forgot-the-concert-tickets\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2550","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2550"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2551,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2550\/revisions\/2551"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2550"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2550"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2550"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}