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Veronica had long said pirates were too scary.<\/p>\n

But yesterday she agreed to go on the pirates of the Caribbean. Ride. And then she wanted to do it again. And a third time<\/p>\n

The second time while we were waiting to start I said. “Look at those people eating in the restaurant. Don’t they know there are pirates?”<\/p>\n

She yells to them “Watch out! There’s pirates!”<\/p>\n

No one paid any attention<\/p>\n

She yelled it two more times. They needed to know!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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