{"id":350,"date":"2003-07-18T15:33:57","date_gmt":"2003-07-18T22:33:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=350"},"modified":"2003-07-18T15:33:57","modified_gmt":"2003-07-18T22:33:57","slug":"wank-on-my-son","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/07\/wank-on-my-son\/","title":{"rendered":"Wank on, my son!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a title=\"ThisisLondon\" href=\"http:\/\/www.thisislondon.co.uk\/lifeandstyle\/health\/articles\/5798330?source=Metro\">ThisisLondon<\/a><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>&#8220;Far from making you go blind or your palms go hairy, self-abuse can protect against prostate cancer, scientists claim.<br \/>\nIn fact, the more you do it, the better it is for you. Men who pleasure themselves regularly between the ages of 20 and 50 have a far lower chance of developing the disease, a study found. &#8220;<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Men have felt this intrinsically for a while. But this study shows that benefits of choking the chicken are not for the casual salami slapper. 5 times a week is the threshold they cite.<\/p>\n<p>I think though, men could slip it often enough. Make it a priority, I say!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>ThisisLondon &#8220;Far from making you go blind or your palms go hairy, self-abuse can protect against prostate cancer, scientists claim. In fact, the more you do it, the better it is for you. Men who pleasure themselves regularly between the &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/07\/wank-on-my-son\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/07\/wank-on-my-son\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-350","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=350"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/350\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=350"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=350"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=350"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}