{"id":3645,"date":"2015-04-14T18:36:32","date_gmt":"2015-04-15T01:36:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=3645"},"modified":"2015-04-14T18:36:32","modified_gmt":"2015-04-15T01:36:32","slug":"kindergarten-homework","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2015\/04\/kindergarten-homework\/","title":{"rendered":"kindergarten homework"},"content":{"rendered":"

School gave Veronica homework:
\n“Tell how you would catch a leprechaun.”<\/p>\n

It’s a writing assigment. How many ways this is wrong! “leprechaun” is not a sight word. Or a real thing.<\/p>\n

Her answer:
\n“I would make a trap.”<\/p>\n

GENIUS!<\/p>\n

I cheated and told her how to spell “would” correctly, but then bailed and “Make” came out “mac”.<\/p>\n

Take that, homework designer.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

School gave Veronica homework: “Tell how you would catch a leprechaun.” It’s a writing assigment. How many ways this is wrong! “leprechaun” is not a sight word. Or a real thing. Her answer: “I would make a trap.” GENIUS! I … Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3645","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3645","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3645"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3645\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3646,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3645\/revisions\/3646"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3645"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3645"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3645"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}