{"id":3720,"date":"2015-05-20T12:25:31","date_gmt":"2015-05-20T19:25:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=3720"},"modified":"2015-05-18T15:25:54","modified_gmt":"2015-05-18T22:25:54","slug":"two-essential-reasons-i-eat-ridiculous-meals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2015\/05\/two-essential-reasons-i-eat-ridiculous-meals\/","title":{"rendered":"Two Essential Reasons I Eat Ridiculous Meals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">I once worked at a place where lunch was by far the biggest event of the day.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">One designated person would take everyone&#8217;s orders and go pick up lunch. The discussion and the decision would last for hours if it were slow. What shall we choose today? What did we choose yesterday?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Oh yes, and we will never forget the time we once chose this to eat. Or the other time we chose something different&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">I watched in awe. I found the time and attention given to something as inconsequential as lunch take-out a huge waste of time.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Don&#8217; get me wrong. I can enjoy a good meal. But a working lunch?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">I envied the pleasure my co-workers got out of their lunch ritual. And I also came to terms with what I really wanted out of a lunch meal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">The only thing I want out of that is enough energy to stay awake and get my work done.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">What I want most about food is the feeling of having already eaten it. The tasting, chewing and swallowing can be skipped over, as far as I&#8217;m concerned.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">They have a lunch like that. Just add water.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">So I found the powdered mixes that met my spec. Easily mixes with water, high protein for energy, texture and taste such that it did not activate the gag reflex.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">The gag thing turned out to be the hardest.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">But I worked it out. My favorite is&nbsp;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Garden-Life-Organic-Chocolate-2-7lbs\/dp\/B007S6Y6VS\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&amp;qid=1431987418&amp;sr=8-1&amp;keywords=raw+meal\">Raw Meal Spiced Vanilla Chai<\/a>. Super healthy and it gets it done.I find myself able to concentrate and keep moving. Water, powder, give my water bottle a shake and down she goes.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">It&#8217;s a great solution. Lunch and other work-time nutritional needs are met.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Then I find that it is creeping. I don&#8217;t have time for chewing in my life.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">When I get home from work now my daughter has already eaten and she wants to be with me. Leisurely dinner is not part of the plan.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">I&#8217;m trying out &nbsp;harder powers mixes. Straight up protein. Soy. Pea. it&#8217;s less viscous than the more nutritionally varied Raw Meal.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Fiber?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Carbs?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">I don&#8217;t have that kind of time. There is kindergarten homework to supervise and invented games to participate in.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Those are my two reasons:<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Working lunch and working dinner.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"line-height: normal; -webkit-text-size-adjust: auto; background-color: rgba(255, 255, 255, 0);\">Chewing is for chumps.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I once worked at a place where lunch was by far the biggest event of the day. One designated person would take everyone&#8217;s orders and go pick up lunch. 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