{"id":460,"date":"2004-02-05T12:04:49","date_gmt":"2004-02-05T19:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=460"},"modified":"2012-05-08T08:42:26","modified_gmt":"2012-05-08T15:42:26","slug":"february-rode-in-on-an-ambulance","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2004\/02\/february-rode-in-on-an-ambulance\/","title":{"rendered":"February rode in on an ambulance"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been sick all week. Actually, I&#8217;ve been sick even last week.<\/p>\n<p>I was feeling woozy, and extra tired. The bus ride made me especially ill, and then it seemed to last all day. Friday, I was feeling motion sick all day long. By the time I was ready to go home, I began to think, &#8220;something is not right. There is something wrong going on.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I almost asked Chris to pick my up from work. But I hate to do that. Then i almost took a cab home.<\/p>\n<p>Then I thought, &#8220;Maybe I&#8217;m jsut really hungry.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So I ate something, and that made me feel better enough to take the bus home.<\/p>\n<p>But saturday, I was supposed to go to Palm Springs. I just didn&#8217;t feel up to it. I felt like lying around and resting.<\/p>\n<p>Sunday, I took myself to the doctor and got a prescription for antibiotics to cure a supposed sinus infection that was messing with my sense of equilibrium, and hence making me feel woozy, motion sick, all the time. I called in sick for Monday.<\/p>\n<p>But Monday, I dreamed that I had collapsed at the bus stop. I woke, and had to throw up. But while crawling to the toilet, I realized that I had no sense of balance whatsoever and that i was completely sick. The world would NOT stop spinning., The walls reached out and smacked me when I tried to move, because i didn&#8217;t know how to stay upright, even while crawling.<\/p>\n<p>The sweat poured off me as I retched into the toilet. I had to do something. This was bad. I needed help. But I couldn&#8217;t move! How would I get help?<\/p>\n<p>I concentrated as hard as I knew how on believing that te world was not spinning. I closed my eyes and breathed very hard, pressing my head against something solid and immobile. &#8220;You are STILL, STILL, you are STILL&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Finally, I could gather my thoughts enough&#8230;i needed to get someone to help me. But I couldnn&#8217;t move at all without vomiting&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I made my plan. I would launch myself back to my bed, where my cordless phone was, and on the way I would grab the trash can to barf into. I would either call Chris or 911.<\/p>\n<p>But I really wanted Chris. I would call Chris. He would help me.<\/p>\n<p>I made it, with my eyes shut to keep the room from spinning. After throwing up for a while, I contemplated how to dial the phone with my eyes shut. I didn&#8217;t figure out a way, So I had to open them for a few moments.<\/p>\n<p>I got Chris&#8217;s answering machine, like I knew I would. &#8220;Chris! Chris! Help! I need you help!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He picked up right away. &#8220;Murphy!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Chris! I need you! Come help me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I&#8217;ll be right there!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;okay&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>and then I sat there, dripping sweat and vomiting some more. But I was thinking. I had put the chain lock in place. Would chris be able to get in without my help? Is there a way to unlock a chain from the outside?<\/p>\n<p>I decided that i had to go unlock it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve been sick all week. Actually, I&#8217;ve been sick even last week. I was feeling woozy, and extra tired. The bus ride made me especially ill, and then it seemed to last all day. Friday, I was feeling motion sick &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2004\/02\/february-rode-in-on-an-ambulance\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-460","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bookworthy","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=460"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/460\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=460"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=460"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=460"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}