{"id":531,"date":"2004-08-01T12:27:03","date_gmt":"2004-08-01T19:27:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=531"},"modified":"2004-08-01T12:27:03","modified_gmt":"2004-08-01T19:27:03","slug":"the-b-word","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2004\/08\/the-b-word\/","title":{"rendered":"The &#8216;B&#8217; word"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had to go an another flight this week. As I was getting my  laptop out and putting it in the gray tub, the guy in front of me was taking off his tennis shoes.<\/p>\n<p>He had two cute little boys, maybe three years old, with him. The TSA said, &#8220;Take off all shoes&#8221;. He was a dad, alone, which probably had him panicking in the first place. Small children with no female present makes many men nervous. His face was very red.<\/p>\n<p>So he had to take off the little ones shoes. He wasn&#8217;t happy about this. He said, sarcastically, &#8220;Yeah, because there might be a BOMB in them.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The TSA guy who had mechanically told him &#8220;Take off all your shoes&#8221; became excited. &#8220;Did you hear what he SAID?&#8221; he gestured to the supervisor.<\/p>\n<p>The supervisor took him out. He got extra searched.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t say the &#8216;B&#8217; word at the aiport. Not even kidding.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to go an another flight this week. As I was getting my laptop out and putting it in the gray tub, the guy in front of me was taking off his tennis shoes. He had two cute little &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2004\/08\/the-b-word\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2004\/08\/the-b-word\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-531","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=531"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/531\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=531"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=531"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=531"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}