* Vaccuum
\n* get my car’s oil changed
\n* backup my computer hard drive
\n* lose 20 pounds<\/p>\n
okay, the last one is just being hopeful. There is no way I can lose 20 pounds in one weekend. But if I were to lose 20 pounds, or at least start on it, maybe my list should include:<\/p>\n
* spend 4 hours at the gym both saturday and sunday
\n* clean cupboards of all food and replace with liquid meal replacement supplements<\/p>\n
Is that likely to happen? Absolutely not. In fact, maybe I should include another thing<\/p>\n
* make a pot of healthy vegetable soup to snack on throughout the week
\n* buy new sports bras, since the last ones are losing their spring<\/p>\n
Let me tell you, sport bras with elasticity of steel are vital for a good workout regimen. I wear two, because I want no bounce whatsoever and the least amount of jiggle I can manage. That takes two very snappy sport bras. Which are hard to find, because the bottom part that goes around the chest is a tourniquet and the part that goes around the actual shelf is not tight enough. You’d think that BRA makers of all people would want to protect my assets. It’s tough.<\/p>\n
But actually, which of these will get done? maybe I should be realistic about my list of things to do this weekend. What will I actually do?<\/p>\n
* eat bag of salt and pepper potato chips
\n* watch psych and rockford files on Tivo
\n* take hot bath
\n* Stay in bed late and giggle with Chris about silly things<\/p>\n
That sounds pretty good. I’m sure I’ll be able to do that.<\/p>\n
Maybe if I substitute the potato chips for a bowl of airpopped popcorn, that would be perfect.<\/p>\n
Weekends seem to be so full of promise, and yet so little gets accomplished in the end.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
* Vaccuum * get my car’s oil changed * backup my computer hard drive * lose 20 pounds okay, the last one is just being hopeful. There is no way I can lose 20 pounds in one weekend. But if … Continue reading