{"id":796,"date":"2006-10-10T21:12:57","date_gmt":"2006-10-11T04:12:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=796"},"modified":"2016-06-28T14:22:14","modified_gmt":"2016-06-28T21:22:14","slug":"delusions-under-the-apple-tree","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2006\/10\/delusions-under-the-apple-tree\/","title":{"rendered":"Delusions under the apple tree"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Delusion<\/p>\n<p>This morning at work I had a run in with another strain of humanity.<\/p>\n<p>I call them Mac people.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t get me wrong. There are people who choose to use Mac computers because they are the best tool for the job they are trying to do. I don\u2019t have any problem with that.<\/p>\n<p>What I do have a problem with is that some people, the Mac people, think that Mac computers are a standard computer and interface with the PC world.<\/p>\n<p>Presentations&#8211;with projectors and PowerPoint&#8211;these are the bread and butter of my job. And every time a Mac person steps into the conference room saying \u201cThis will be compatible\u201d I want to throw them out and barricade the door.<\/p>\n<p>But I am a professional. I usually laugh and say, \u201cWe\u2019ll see.\u201d I have never ever seen a Mac-based presentation work easily with conference equipment.<\/p>\n<p>And the Mac people say, \u201cOf course it\u2019s compatible.\u201d And we plug it in or try to open the file.<\/p>\n<p>And the trouble begins. Immediately after the first sign of incompatibility problems, the Mac person will say, \u201cNo, it\u2019s compatible.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>WHAT makes these people refuse to pay attention to reality? Do they think that repeating the statement will make it true?<\/p>\n<p>And the next step is to persuade them to do a work-around. Are there printouts of the presentation? Can we make a PDF that will work on a Windows machine?<\/p>\n<p>But, the Mac people will insist that the system is compatible. They will insist that it works, as if the proof of not-working right in front of them will somehow vanish if they just BELIEVE.<\/p>\n<p>It\u2019s not just denial. It\u2019s a delusion. And in this case, the delusion keeps them from facing the facts. When they take their apple-flavored technology into a cold room with the Windows open, they need to be prepared. They need to think ahead.<\/p>\n<p>Yes, the truth is, many things are compatible between the two worlds. Some things are not. If you are bridging the two, learn where the traps are and have a work-around. Macs love adaptors and special file extensions. Know this and have them at the ready.<\/p>\n<p>Remember, it\u2019s your technology, and YOU are responsible to make it work. You are the one from a different planet, and you landed here on mine. It\u2019s not my responsibility to learn your customs. You\u2019re on my turf now. I don\u2019t have every cable and adaptor known to man in my closet. If you need one, bring it.<\/p>\n<p>So, leave the delusion behind. Believing that it\u2019s compatible is not enough. You must also have the tool kit and the knowledge.<\/p>\n<p>Delusions are for de losers.<\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t be a loser.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Delusion This morning at work I had a run in with another strain of humanity. I call them Mac people. Don\u2019t get me wrong. 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