{"id":826,"date":"2006-12-25T08:01:40","date_gmt":"2006-12-25T15:01:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=826"},"modified":"2012-05-10T12:01:53","modified_gmt":"2012-05-10T19:01:53","slug":"merry-christmas-in-which-i-badly-quote-the-bible-south-park-and-john-lennon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2006\/12\/merry-christmas-in-which-i-badly-quote-the-bible-south-park-and-john-lennon\/","title":{"rendered":"Merry Christmas (in which I badly quote the Bible, South Park and John Lennon)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the days of Caesar Augustus came the decree, that all the world should be taxed&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m quoting that from memory, but it strikes me that is a rather mundane and inauspicious way for the saviour to be born.<\/p>\n<p>All the world should be taxed. And in order to keep things beauracratically in order, everyone had to go back to the town of their birth.<\/p>\n<p>What a mess! There was not enough supplies or facilities for this to work out. A perfectly nice pregnant lady had to give birth in a stable.<\/p>\n<p>Shamefull. Who&#8217;s in charge here?<\/p>\n<p>Well, yeah. Unfortunately&#8230;Fortunately?&#8211;Jesus didn&#8217;t come to make the world run more efficiently. Maybe German or a Swede (the home of Ikea!) would have taken that on.<\/p>\n<p>No, restoring love and mercy with supremem generosity was his job.<\/p>\n<p>Oh yeah. Love and Generosity. Which means that the South Park kids were right.<\/p>\n<p>Christmas is all about presents.<\/p>\n<p>There are only three of us here in the house. Me, Chris and the cat. And I gotta say, Skellig doesn&#8217;t get that into christmas. Apart from trying to lay on top of the presents, he is not too interested in them. He is a cat of gratitude for small things.<\/p>\n<p>A bowl of cat food, a clean box, and the toilet lid left up. Add a few scratches behind the ears, and he&#8217;s good.<\/p>\n<p>So the presents that are piled high under the tree are really a testament to our generosity and relative affluence. Yay for blessings!<\/p>\n<p>But, a not-blessing&#8230;Chris is sick. He has a cold and is sleeping.<\/p>\n<p>We went out to lunch with Grandma and Judy (aka Mother) and Bryan. Chris couldn&#8217;t do much but prop himself up in the Marie Callendar booth.<\/p>\n<p>Judy said, &#8220;Too bad you are sick. You are the one who loves Christmas so much.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He does. He is an exceptionally loving and thoughtful gift-giver. He plots early and long to give unexpected but perfect gifts that people will  enjoy.<\/p>\n<p>His family is a good challenge to him. &#8220;Good&#8221; because they are impossible to buy for. HIs Grandmother will return nearly ANYTHING.<\/p>\n<p>But even so, he has found good things for her.<\/p>\n<p>But this long rambling Christmas post is mostly to say, Christmas is about loving generosity.<\/p>\n<p>Generosity does not have to be with material things. Can we have loving generosity towards each other&#8217;s faults? Why not? Let&#8217;s get over the crabby-I-Haven&#8217;t-had-my-cup-of-coffee-yet attitudes of our co-workers.<\/p>\n<p>Or even when we must confront people for inappropriate behaviour, let us find a generous way to do so.<\/p>\n<p>Imagine. It&#8217;s easy if you try.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In the days of Caesar Augustus came the decree, that all the world should be taxed&#8230;. I&#8217;m quoting that from memory, but it strikes me that is a rather mundane and inauspicious way for the saviour to be born. 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