{"id":974,"date":"2007-07-06T15:45:03","date_gmt":"2007-07-06T22:45:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=974"},"modified":"2012-05-11T08:29:26","modified_gmt":"2012-05-11T15:29:26","slug":"the-power-to-annoy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2007\/07\/the-power-to-annoy\/","title":{"rendered":"the power to annoy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So today, I had to work in a different station.<\/p>\n<p>Two of us four were out. So i had to go up front and interact with the customers and my one co-worker.<\/p>\n<p>Customers, I don&#8217;t mind. My co-worker I don&#8217; t mind either, but he may not feel the same way.<\/p>\n<p>See, I know this. I know this about myself. It is kind of a dangerous thing to leave me alone with someone for a long period of time. I know this, and yet it is very very hard to change the course of events.<\/p>\n<p>Because eventually something is going to come out of my mouth. <em><strong>I<\/strong><\/em> don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m going to say. I start out in perfect peace and quiet, but eventually something is going to fall out of my mouth.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve heard the maxim &#8216;Never discuss politics or religion.&#8217; I don&#8217;t think that is true anymore, but even so, I&#8217;m not likely to bring those two up.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t know what I will bring up. My head has a stream of thoughts running through it constantly.<\/p>\n<p>And it seems unfriendly to just <em>not talk<\/em> for hours at a time. isn&#8217;t a little light conversation a happy thing?<\/p>\n<p>Of course, one person&#8217;s &#8216;light&#8217; is another person&#8217;s collapsing black hole.<\/p>\n<p>I know this. I know this. But I can&#8217;t help it. And there is a part of me that feels like talking about what&#8217;s running through my  mind is a sort of conversational largesse.<\/p>\n<p>Is it fair that I have a thousand interesting topics that spring to mind when a bit of conversation would be nice, while others have such a poverty?<\/p>\n<p>How often must we discuss the same worn-out topics? Lunch? The weather? Traffic? please. I can do better than that.<\/p>\n<p>So today, we talked about:<\/p>\n<p>* Reforming Mexico<br \/>\n* the realism or lack thereof of the hollywood standards for beauty<br \/>\n* How the public&#8217;s taste in female buttocks moved from flat to big over the span of the 80&#8217;s to the 2000&#8217;s<br \/>\n* whether people would accept an ugly movie star<br \/>\n* Plastic surgery<br \/>\n* the pain of adolescense and the cause of anoroxia<br \/>\n=who has is worse? boys or girls?<br \/>\n* how women are percieved in society<br \/>\n* Prices of houses in Hawaii<\/p>\n<p>Now frankly, I knew I&#8217;d been holding forth for a while. I wanted to  try to lighten it up.<\/p>\n<p>so I said, &#8220;OK if you were an orphan, would you be more interested in finding your mother or your father?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I don&#8217;t know. Both.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Okay, because I was watching a show about Star Wars, and I realized Luke didn&#8217;t give a crap about his mom. He was all about his father.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>So we talk about this for a while, me thinking that this is about as shallow a topic as any I could encounter. Which is higher, a Jedi or royalty, etc. Until he says:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;STOP! You are NOT going to spoil this movie for me! I LOVE STAR WARS! JUST STOP IT.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><br \/>\n&#8211;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So today, I had to work in a different station. Two of us four were out. So i had to go up front and interact with the customers and my one co-worker. Customers, I don&#8217;t mind. My co-worker I don&#8217; &hellip; <a href=\"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2007\/07\/the-power-to-annoy\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-974","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bookworthy","category-my-day-job"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=974"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/974\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=974"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=974"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=974"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}