{"id":1195,"date":"2008-09-14T07:41:26","date_gmt":"2008-09-14T14:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=1195"},"modified":"2012-05-22T13:00:17","modified_gmt":"2012-05-22T20:00:17","slug":"sunday-morning","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2008\/09\/sunday-morning\/","title":{"rendered":"Sunday Morning"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s been a long week,\u00a0 full of thoughts. As you can see, I&#8217;ve been caught up in that interesting maelstrom of politics.<\/p>\n<p>Chris reminded me, since he&#8217;s such an old hand at paying attention to politics, that it&#8217;s only four years. And that as excited as everyone tends to get, not much changes. Checks and Balances, you know?<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s true, generally.<\/p>\n<p>I wanted to write a bit about my weird week. Monday I had my PMP test, and I passed it (YAY!). So I came home and went to bed early.<\/p>\n<p>After I had fallen asleep, someone rang the doorbell. Dog was barking like mad,and I sleepily thought that Chris must have locked himself out somehow. I got up to answer it, but looked to see who it was. It wasn&#8217;t Chris. Had to grab my bathrobe and answer.<\/p>\n<p>Big pasty white guy asked me if I &#8220;knew this man&#8221; and shoved a mug shot at me. I looked at the mug shot and looked at the guy. He was wearing some kind of police badge. I hadn&#8217;t seen mugshot man.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Really? He&#8217;s your neighbor.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>No, I hadn&#8217;t seen him.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;He&#8217;s a child pedophile and we&#8217;re trying to get him off the street. Are you sure?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>many many things wrong with this statement. I looked at\u00a0pasty man again. His badge said BAIL, not police. Trying to get someone off the streets is a job for the POLICE.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;It&#8217;s late.&#8221; I said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;What time is it?&#8221; pasty said.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;ninethirty&#8221; Hey, I didn&#8217;t say that. THERE WAS ANOTHER GUY OUT OF SIGHT!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;oh, I&#8217;m sorry.&#8221; pasty said. and they left.<\/p>\n<p>Now, I&#8217;m freaked out. I wish I hadn&#8217;t opened the door. I found chris and told him what heppened. He found the number for the police and I called them. They said they would send a car to see what was up.<\/p>\n<p>Chris said I should have gotten him and not answered the door. I could see that now. We looked up megan&#8217;s law website and no such mugshot was listed in our city, so my first reaction&#8211;that they said guy was a pedophile just to get my sympathy and cooperation&#8211;was right. They were lying.<\/p>\n<p>Took me a while to get back to sleep.<\/p>\n<p>Tuesday, I had to get up way early, and drive to San diego for work. Super sleepy, but was booking along on the 5 in orange county when I ran over something. What was that? Barely had time to figure it out, when my tire blew out. Going 70 MPH on the 5. I had to stop, and persuade the other drivers to finally let me over to the shoulder. No collisions, and everyone is fine but the tire.<\/p>\n<p>Staring at Disneyland exit, I call roadside assistance. In the end \u00a0they change the tire, I find a Sears to buy a new replacement tire and then go home. It took a long time to get the repair done.<\/p>\n<p>SO! next day I accomplish the original San Diego visit, and all was well. Driving back on the 15, I am on a stretch of highway between two mountains and far from any exits. Motorcycle on my right pops a wheelie.<\/p>\n<p>Well. Isnt&#8217; he a daredevil. Shouldn&#8217;t be doing that on the highway. He speeds ahead of me, and then he starts driving with no hands. Yikes!<\/p>\n<p>I lost trackof him for a second, but then I see him on my right. He&#8217;s moving around on his seat, and before I know it, he is<\/p>\n<p>STANDING UP ON HIS BIKE SEAT WITH HIS ARMS FLAT DOWN ON HIS SIDE<\/p>\n<p>all this while traveling abou 75 miles an hour. In traffic.<\/p>\n<p>This alarms me. I think he&#8217;s going to kill himself. He gets back down, and sits on his cycle the way he is supposed to again, but I&#8217;m looking for an exit. If this man wants to spread his body organs across the highway, I don&#8217;t want to be there to watch.<\/p>\n<p>But there were no exits. I thought about Chris&#8217;s advice for avoiding crazy drivers. My inclination has always been to slow down and drive more carefully myself, but he says &#8216;get ahead of them. Damage happens behind them, not in front.&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>I thought about speeding to get ahead of dangerman. But he was going pretty fast.<\/p>\n<p>In the end, I slowed down and didn&#8217;t see him again. 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