{"id":1345,"date":"2009-07-27T16:39:20","date_gmt":"2009-07-27T23:39:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=1345"},"modified":"2012-05-19T07:53:51","modified_gmt":"2012-05-19T14:53:51","slug":"shelob-slayer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2009\/07\/shelob-slayer\/","title":{"rendered":"Shelob slayer"},"content":{"rendered":"

went out to do some laundry. i’d just gotten home, and husband was wrung out from childcare.<\/p>\n

he asked me to do the laundry ’cause v had peed all over things<\/p>\n

twice<\/p>\n

so i changed from my work clothes and took the laundry to the garage whereupon<\/p>\n

i encountered the LARGEST SCARIEST OF THE SCARY I’M NOT EVEN KIDDING SCARY spider. right by the washer and everything. it was magnificent in it’s horrifaction. i looked at it closer and saw the dreaded red hourglass<\/a>. i had to get datagraphic evidence<\/p>\n

i ran inside to get my videocamera and told chris about it<\/p>\n

“I need your help! I’m starving and I have to pee!”<\/p>\n

well i knew that feeling. My artistic impulses would have to be put aside to take over the bottle feeding. Chris went to go look. He came back “It’s a black widow. It has to be killed now. Before it gets away.”<\/p>\n

He found the Raid and dispatched of the Shelob. Now I only have the memory and no evidence. That always happens!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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