{"id":158,"date":"2003-02-02T18:16:24","date_gmt":"2003-02-03T01:16:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=158"},"modified":"2003-02-02T18:16:24","modified_gmt":"2003-02-03T01:16:24","slug":"pickle-for-your-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/02\/pickle-for-your-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Pickle for your thoughts"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this Friday, I had to set up a conference for a committee meeting. This particular committee was not internal to my company. They were just using the room.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s a nice room, really. The guy who was there to set up for the committee was quite impressed with all the bells and whistles. Ooh! A dvd player! Ooh! A touch panel to control all the different A\/V equipment in the room! Ooh! an electronic whiteboard.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m pretty used to it, so it doesn&#8217;t seem exciting to me. But I was eying the food they&#8217;d brought in. Yummy deli sandwiches, salad and cookies. But what really caught my eye was the deli pickles. The kind that are light green and extra dilly.<\/p>\n<p>But I they hadn&#8217;t started eating yet. I figured I&#8217;d bide my time.<\/p>\n<p>THe presenter was late, she came in with a rush. She emptied her bag on the table, throwing out the CD and the DVD that she was using for the show.<\/p>\n<p>whoops. The DVD was not in the case. Thus followed a panicked attempt to find the movie clip on the internet. She was too panicked to really stop and choose her clicks.<\/p>\n<p>Well, she finally got settled in. The original guy had asked me before what they should do if something went wrong mid-meeting.<\/p>\n<p>I told him I&#8217;d give him my card. Well, I realized I had forgotten my card. I wrote my cell down on a little yellow sticky. And I thought this was the intro to my move on the yummy pickles.<\/p>\n<p>I handed the sticky to the guy, and I whispered, &#8220;Can I have a pickle?&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He accepted the  sticky, and in response to my question he reached into his pocket. He very carefully opened his wallet, searched through it, and gave me his card.<\/p>\n<p>There are times when all you can do is say Thank You and walk away.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this Friday, I had to set up a conference for a committee meeting. This particular committee was not internal to my company. They were just using the room. It&#8217;s a nice room, really. The guy who was there to &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/02\/pickle-for-your-thoughts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/02\/pickle-for-your-thoughts\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}