{"id":196,"date":"2003-03-12T22:45:25","date_gmt":"2003-03-13T05:45:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=196"},"modified":"2014-06-08T22:04:41","modified_gmt":"2014-06-09T05:04:41","slug":"there-can-be-only-two","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/03\/there-can-be-only-two\/","title":{"rendered":"There can be only two&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Green and Red.<\/p>\n<p>These are the traditional jello colors. And jello, strange food that it is, is surprisingly traditional. American as apple pie. Or green jello.<\/p>\n<p>There is a rumor, though I couldn&#8217;t find a website for it, that green jello conduct brainwaves.<\/p>\n<p>What does this mean?<\/p>\n<p>I first encountered jello as an abstraction when I visited North Dakota. That&#8217;s jello country. My youngest brother was attending the university there, and he had a lot of anthropological observations.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;There are only two acceptable colors for jello: Green and Red.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Why?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;I don&#8217;t know. But there&#8217;s more! Jello can be either a side dish, as in &#8216;salad&#8217;, or a dessert.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;How do you tell when it&#8217;s which?&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;When it&#8217;s dessert, it has whipped cream on top.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>The reason I bring this up, is that I&#8217;ve been rediscovering the joys of jello in my own life. I use whip cream on it, so it must be desert.<\/p>\n<p>I like orange.<\/p>\n<p>And yellow jello. This same brother, when he was in the hospital getting his tonsils out, was offered jello.<br \/>\n&#8220;Yellow jello?&#8221; he asked the nurse hopefully.<br \/>\n&#8220;No, we only have green or red jello.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>He turned them down. If it wasn&#8217;t yellow, he didn&#8217;t want jello.<\/p>\n<p>I have some yellow jello waiting to be made. But as I was at the grocery store, I thought I ought to give green and red a chance. Maybe they were popular because of innate qualities, not merely blind tradition.<\/p>\n<p>Green jello is simple. It&#8217;s lime.<\/p>\n<p>But red jello could be many flavors. Cherry. Strawberry. Raspberry.<\/p>\n<p>And there was a new one. Cranberry.<\/p>\n<p>I thought I would try it.<\/p>\n<p>It wasn&#8217;t as good as I hoped. Not tart enough.<\/p>\n<p>Just thought I&#8217;d let you know.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Green and Red. These are the traditional jello colors. And jello, strange food that it is, is surprisingly traditional. American as apple pie. Or green jello. There is a rumor, though I couldn&#8217;t find a website for it, that green &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/03\/there-can-be-only-two\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[22,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-196","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-bookworthy","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=196"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3285,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/196\/revisions\/3285"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=196"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=196"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=196"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}