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Veronica gets that i am sick after I went to the hospital. I get the feeling she thinks I am not trying hard enough to get better.<\/p>\n

After refusing to join her in the reconstructed couch-turned-helicopter, she determined that my treatment needed to be kicked up a notch.<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

“You need a bandaid. You need TWO bandaids”<\/p>\n

we put a bandaid on each hand.
\n“Now you are all better!”<\/p>\n

“I’m sorry Veronica, I have to keep sitting. I can’t be your helicopter co-pilot”<\/p>\n

She doesn’t think I’m committed to the recovery process.<\/p>\n

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