{"id":260,"date":"2003-04-15T13:57:57","date_gmt":"2003-04-15T20:57:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=260"},"modified":"2012-05-03T11:12:40","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T18:12:40","slug":"you-are-worthless","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/04\/you-are-worthless\/","title":{"rendered":"_You are Worthless_"},"content":{"rendered":"

This is the best self-help book I have ever read. No matter how sorry for myself I feel, this book snaps me out of it.<\/p>\n

There are sections about your love life, your pets, your friend and yourself. And they say it all, right out there.<\/p>\n

Things like:
\nNo one really likes you.<\/p>\n

If your pet were bigger than you, it would consider you prey.<\/p>\n

Your significant other will never be as attracted to you as they are to a person they saw on TV once.<\/p>\n

I’m sure a psychologist could use many multi-syllabic words to explain why, but the simple fact is, I love this book.<\/p>\n

I grab it whenever I am overcome with too much angst or self-pity. It truly works.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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