{"id":277,"date":"2003-04-28T10:23:51","date_gmt":"2003-04-28T17:23:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=277"},"modified":"2012-05-03T11:22:25","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T18:22:25","slug":"never-been-kissed","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/04\/never-been-kissed\/","title":{"rendered":"_Never Been Kissed_"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>As far as I&#8217;m concerned, the whole point of this movie is when Drew Barrymore is standing on the pitcher&#8217;s mound and everyone in the whole packed stadium is applauding her wildly.<\/p>\n<p>That ALONE is a huge-normous fantasy fulfilled.<\/p>\n<p>And it&#8217;s the first scene of the movie.<\/p>\n<p>The rest, except for the very end, is flashback.<\/p>\n<p>The whole thing is fantasy fulfilled. For everyone that&#8217;s looked in the mirror and come up with the perfect response to yesterday&#8217;s taunt, here is your movie. Everyone would like to go back and do it right this time.<\/p>\n<p>High school was so tortuous, we all have things we&#8217;d want to do over. So that&#8217;s what Josie (aka Josie Grossy) gets to do.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s cute, and it&#8217;s horrifying to remember all that high-school drama. And the crying in the bathroom scene! I swear, there could be a whole documentary about girls crying in the bathroom.<\/p>\n<p>Naturally, it&#8217;s all cathartic, and she emerges an empowered woman, finds her true love, etc. etc.<\/p>\n<p>And that&#8217;s what makes it such a good movie. I&#8217;d watch it again.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As far as I&#8217;m concerned, the whole point of this movie is when Drew Barrymore is standing on the pitcher&#8217;s mound and everyone in the whole packed stadium is applauding her wildly. That ALONE is a huge-normous fantasy fulfilled. And &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/04\/never-been-kissed\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-277","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-theater-reviews"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=277"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/277\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=277"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=277"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=277"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}