{"id":307,"date":"2003-06-09T14:00:23","date_gmt":"2003-06-09T21:00:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=307"},"modified":"2012-05-03T12:26:23","modified_gmt":"2012-05-03T19:26:23","slug":"below-average","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2003\/06\/below-average\/","title":{"rendered":"Below average"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So, I just got back from this cool wine-&#8217;em-and-dine-&#8217;em conventiony user group thingy for Video Conferencing.<\/p>\n<p>I had a fun fun time! And YES, I was working. It was a lot about tech stuff and strategies.<\/p>\n<p>But the people that work for this company are so young and fun. Plus, everyone is having babies&#8230;<br \/>\nBut that&#8217;s a different story.<\/p>\n<p>I got back on Friday night, and the first thing that I took away from this conventiony thing was:<br \/>\n&#8220;I need new shoes. CUTE shoes.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8216;Cause those young fun females were all sporting their lacquered toes in hip little sandals. In PHILADELPHIA!<br \/>\nLA is even more of a naked toe environment.<\/p>\n<p>I have been bashful to try these kinds of shoes. I admire them, and i do think I have attractive feet.<\/p>\n<p>But I am of below average coordination.<\/p>\n<p>FAR below average.<\/p>\n<p>These ladies with their little teeny straps holding the shoe to their foot&#8230;.I don&#8217;t think so.<\/p>\n<p>I like something FIRMLY attached to my foot. I tend to be very absent minded. I am very likely to leave my shoe behind if it is not fully fastened.<\/p>\n<p>And if you add HEELS to the equation-well&#8230;i fear for my ankles.<\/p>\n<p>But what is practicality in the face of cute?<\/p>\n<p>I went shopping.<\/p>\n<p>I got some GREAT shoes. Some super high boots, with the new thin but wide heel. Very sexy, in a art deco macintosh pattern.<\/p>\n<p>But these are not the CUTE shoes I am looking for. They are very hip and sophisticated, but not CUTE.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps I fear cute. I want to be taken seriously. But I want to be surprising, too.<\/p>\n<p>Cute shoes. I must persevere to the cute.<\/p>\n<p>There were some incredibly cute sandals for sale. They had beaded staps, and a big gem flower between the toes.<\/p>\n<p>But I couldn&#8217;t decide which color. Hot pink? Electric Blue?<\/p>\n<p>I chickened out.<\/p>\n<p>Naked toes.<\/p>\n<p>But there were some other sandals on sale. They were a comfortable black, but they were studded with red stones.<\/p>\n<p>They were pretty.<\/p>\n<p>But they only had one little piece of leather over my foot. And they were about 3 inches of heel.<\/p>\n<p>scary.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m wearing them today. Cute feet at work. It&#8217;s a little difficult, trolloping around in my strappy shoes, trying to remember to walk in such a way as to keep my feet in my shoes.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m catching myself, just as I slip off the edge of the shoes, or teeter on the verge of snapping off my ankle.<\/p>\n<p>Beauty is hard. I wish I were a little more coordinated.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe there&#8217;s a class I can take.<\/p>\n<p>But i still feel very cute.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So, I just got back from this cool wine-&#8217;em-and-dine-&#8217;em conventiony user group thingy for Video Conferencing. I had a fun fun time! And YES, I was working. It was a lot about tech stuff and strategies. 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