{"id":97,"date":"2002-10-01T17:45:17","date_gmt":"2002-10-02T00:45:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2012-05-02T05:45:24","modified_gmt":"2012-05-02T12:45:24","slug":"its-october-and-frankly-i-dont-feel-like-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2002\/10\/its-october-and-frankly-i-dont-feel-like-it\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s October, and frankly, I don&#8217;t feel like it."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s October, and frankly, I don&#8217;t feel like it.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Like what?&#8221; you might ask.<\/p>\n<p>Anything.<\/p>\n<p>I would like to be effortlessly fabulous. Profound, beautiful, gracious, yet keenly witty.<br \/>\nIt&#8217;s not happening. I am dull, rumpled, cranky and can only grunt.<\/p>\n<p>unh.<\/p>\n<p>Furthermore, I have no motivation to go out and &#8220;Make it happen!&#8221; so that I could become all those fabulous things I just said.<br \/>\nRichard Simmons would disapprove, I know.<\/p>\n<p>I wish I had had the forethought to pre-record everything I have to do today so that I could press &#8220;play&#8221; and go back to bed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s October, and frankly, I don&#8217;t feel like it. &#8220;Like what?&#8221; you might ask. Anything. I would like to be effortlessly fabulous. Profound, beautiful, gracious, yet keenly witty. It&#8217;s not happening. I am dull, rumpled, cranky and can only grunt. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/2002\/10\/its-october-and-frankly-i-dont-feel-like-it\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[4,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-97","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-favorites","category-random-thoughts"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=97"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/97\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=97"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=97"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/writtenbymurphy.com\/wonderblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=97"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}