_The Infinite Adventures of Rodney Appleseed in Nothing Happens_

I was killing time, waiting for a movie to start in Glendale. There was a bookstore nearby, and I thought I would go look in there.

“Hello There!” A man in a baseball cap sat at a small table right inside the doorway smiled big. “I’m doing a book signing! Would you like one? Here: The Adventures of Rodney Appleseed”

He handed me a book with a color cover. “Oh, It’s fiction!” I said, “Fiction is hard.”

“Thank you for saying that,” he said. “Not everyone understands that.”

We talked for a moment about whether Rodney Appleseed had anything to do with Johnny Appleseed. Then I decided to buy the book.

“It’s like nothing else you’ve ever read, ” the author said.

“Don’t say that!” I told him. “I’ve read a lot of books.”

Thank you, Ross Anthony, author. I’ve read it. Now I can tell everyone about it.

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The Infinite Adventures of Rodney Appleseed
By Ross Anthony

The hero of this book, Rodney Appleseed, might be just any boy with a preponderous ability to ask questions. But if he were, his adventures would not be infinite. And when you get a bit into the book you realize that infinity is an essential part of Rodney’s adventures.

Anthony tells his story with the kind of quirky irony found in The Phantom Tollbooth . He has a message, a kind of moral to the story, similar to Bach’s Jonathan Livingston Seagull.

Which is not to imply that the book is in any way derivative. The whole thing was quite original, and a pleasure to read.

Anthony obviously loves the fact that as the author he can do anything he wants in his book. He twists and contorts the impossible and the plausible, having his characters do impossible things that make absolute sense. It makes the reader think about the possible things that are done in real life that make no sense. The book encourages its readers to ask questions and take chances in order to reach their dreams.

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I am small

I got to looking at all the other blogger types on the web.
My GOD! some of these people are so accomplished. I feel very intimidated. And insignificant.

Whenever I feel that way, I write.

I AM SMALL

I am small
No one needs to notice me at all
I want to use my talents too
But then I see all the others who
Have more to offer than I do
I am small

I am small
My poem belongs on a bathroom wall
I would at least have people read
The flowering of my creative seed
Even if they did it while they peed
I am small

I am small
I should not try to stand up tall
So many others have come before
Creative artists crowd the floor
I’m not even near the door
I am small

I am small
It isn’t even far to fall
I should just thank god that I’m employed
I don’t have the right to be annoyed
That my job is a soulless void
I am small

I am small
My words an insignificant scrawl
It’s not that I am not the best
I hate to think it is a contest
I’ll do my small small bit with zest.
Thank you; that is all.

Not By Accident: Reconstructing A Careless Life

Samantha Dunn loves horses. So much that she is willing to suffer the pain of riding, and the various injuries that came from spending time with them. But one day, she was out riding with her horse and got into a life-threatening accident. Her leg was essentially severed from her body.

I have to say, this book starts out reading like the Reader’s Digest stories, you know the ones where someone suffers some horrible accident and then has to crawl bleeding to help. I swear, every issue has that story in it. I find them hard to read, but somebody must be eating them up. Otherwise they wouldn’t run them.

So Not by Accident must appeal to the same sorts of people. But Samantha Dunn does what I think those stories ought to do, she takes the incident as a sign to re-assess her life. The “Why me?” gets to be more than just a pathetic whine. Dunn turns it into a soul-search, which then turns into real changes.

The book was nearly 250 pages. I could not put it down. I got it from the library on my lunch break, and I was finishing it before midnight that same night.

It’s terrifying! Staring into the face of death in this story, and then the relief of being saved quickly transitions into the realization of how small and vulnerable we are. Not having strength to stand. Being dependent on others. Being a burden. Who doesn’t deeply fear these possibilities? And no one is immune.

I had to keep reading, I had to know how things turned out. I wanted to know that she would be okay, so that I would know that I would be okay. If anything like that ever happened to me.

Dunn realized that she got into too many accidents. She took a long hard look at herself, and began to take responsibility for these so-called accidents. There were reasons and circumstances that led to these accidents that actually were in her control. Not to say that accidents aren’t also accidental, but that the individual has to be responsible for themselves. She decided to take responsibility for herself, to become bravely involved in her recovery. And then being honest with herself and the consequences of her actions started to spill over into all of her relationships.

Despite the potentially airy-fairyness of her yoga and meditation, the book feels extremely physical and earthy. The centrality of horses and the brute reality of the injury keeps it planted.This is a great story, gripping to read and giving a meaningful payoff at the end.

The classics are just classic

It turns out that classics just sell better than best-sellers.

All those books, even if they aren’t assigned for classes, get steadily picked up and read. People know about them, recommend them to other people, and they keep selling.

I knew that. I love the classics. I make a point of reading them. I feel like I can know that I will enjoy the book, if it’s made the “classic” standing.

Sure, it’s exhilarating to read a new and undiscovered book that knocks my socks off…I think…I’m not sure it’s really happened.

Oh wait, yes it has.

But it’s risky to try new things. And there are so many books that come so highly recommended. I reach for the tried-and-true.

The Caribou like the oil companies

Stevens Speaks on Senate Floor in Support of Opening ANWR

One of the things that was not given a lot of attention, because of the war, was the opening of ANWR beign discussed in the Senate. There is an oil field in Alaska that has

Ted Stevens, the perennial Alaskan Senator, argued passionately for this development. He put it all on the line.

‘ “People who vote against this today are voting against me and I will not forget it,” Stevens warned his colleagues just before the Senate roll call vote began. As chairman of the Senate Appropriations Committee, Stevens can influence funding for a senator’s pet project or cause.’

That’s about as much pressure as he can possibly put out there.

It’s interesting that the vote was so close. 52-48 voted it down. Some Republicans went against party solidarity to vote against it. Some democrats went against their party to vote for it.

I am sure Stevens had a VERY stiff drink after that vote.

Dr. Alban

I first discovered Dr. Alban in Russia. 1992. I don’t think I ever heard anyone here in America mention him. But the kids in Russia thought he was the bomb back then.

I got his album. Boy, that’s a whole nother story!

Let’s just say, when I got back to america, I searched high and low, finally special ordering the CD “One Love”.

I love it. It is very AFRICAN. The CD is mostly in English, but he has some african language, Swahili, I think thrown in sometimes. I really like hearing songs in other languages. It makes the musical experience more pure, not knowing what is being said. Only listening to the sound of the words, and the emotion in the inflection.

How often do we really understand what each other are saying, even in our native tongue?

Songs in other languages cut me loose to not understand.

Anyway, Dr. Alban is highly electronic. Dancehall reggae, I guess. “Sing Hallelujah” is very gospel sounding. “Om We Rembwe Ike” sounds extremely tribal. I love the foreign (to me) roots of his musical expression. These are great dance tunes.

The message is especially poignant right now, too. “One Love” breaks my heart.

“The rich will live
and the poor will die
this is not it and what is it?
One love”

And “It’s my life” works great as a angst teenage song. It also has a deeper meaning, when taken in the context of African politics; Dr. Alban sings love songs to his home Africa.

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If I had a million dollars…

Okay, kids. I started my night class yesterday. UCLA! A REAL university. I was so worried that I wouldn’t get there on time, with traffic…I was afraid that I wouldn’t find parking…And I don’t know what else.

This is a creative non-fiction class. I have NEVER taken a creative writing class. I was so excited all yesterday. I was like that stupid “I lowered my cholesterol commercial.”

After my knows-everything-about-LA co-worker Eydie gave me some tips on how to get there from here (take surface streets), I made it. I asked a nice college looking kid…I must be getting old when COLLEGE kids start to look very young…where i could park. I descended into the belly of parking garage. Everyone was nice.

Everyone in LA is nice.

Then I walked up the steps onto the main quad, right below the Janess steps (for those of you who might know the campus).

I saw the grass and most of all the tall dressed-stone and brick buildings. It hit me bodily that I was a student here!
I started to cry, I was so happy.

I remember, Chris and I were talking a few weeks ago. He asked me what I would do if I won the lottery.

“Go back to school.” I said it without hesitation and surprised myself.

Just like I surprised myself at how strongly I reacted to being an on-campus student at UCLA.

Class was great. The teacher was funny and not snootish at all. I am a little nervous, not because I think I won’t be able to write anything. I’ve been having NO TROUBLE writing lately.

I’m just a little scared that I have to suffer criticism. I desperately want it, I want the feedback, that’s why I want this class. BUt I am afraid that I will be too sensitive.

I’ll have to make sure that I prepare myself beforehand.

I was so excited about the class afterwards, that I promptly got lost on the way home. I do that, when I get too deep inside myself. I should have been aware that I would do that, I know myself enough now.

At least I recognized it before I got too off track.

Anyway, there is more to come. I am sure all you readers will benefit from this class.

LA Theater Works _The Playboy Of the Western World_

Everybody knows that girls always go for the bad boys. That’s what Christy Mahon discovers. He was on the run, after killing his father. He finds a place of refuge in a pub.

Once he tells his story, all the village gets all a-twitter about this brave man who kills his own father.

It’s set in Ireland, and it’s a lot of fun to hear all the actor’s speaking in a Irish brogue. LA theater works is great.

It does have an interesting twist at the end.

_Maus II_

With the second graphic novel, Speigelman pulled out all the stops. He had already experienced the success of Maus, and he even addresses it in the book.

His character is conflicted about the book and his success, and of course the whole Holocaust.

But he Goes There. The first book was disturbing, but this second one went right into the camps and describes it. I found it really hard to read. I couldn’t do it straight through. It was just too tough to contemplate.

I certainly wouldn’t want a younger child to read this book without some adult interaction. The issues are just so disturbing.

I really appreciate that Speigelman didn’t try to tell us a moral at the end of the story, that he just told the story. He just told what he could about what happened.

Cher

Cher was always associated with my mom. Mom said she liked her style, and I assume that she was talking about the Sonny and Cher show. I don’t remember that show at all.

But a couple years ago, I heard Believe on the radio, and I had to have it. I liked how her voice was digitized. And I really liked the words. A beautiful woman, heart-broken but moving on.

I saw her in concert, too. Wowee! That was a great concert. A real show. Way more about the production than the music. Maybe Cher has always been that way. I don’t know, but I loved it.

I met a guy later who couldn’t STAND her. “She should never had made another album.”

She is unadulterated pop. But what’s wrong with that?

“BABY it’s all or nothing now!”

DisCO. Makes me want to find a mirror ball.