It’s Chris’s birthday. We started they day at 4 am…*I* started it by a request for water. I handed child duties back to daddy at 4:30. At 5:15 we had an exhausted contest.

DO NOT challenge me to an exhausted contest as YOU ARE WALKING BACK TO BED and I AM GETTING DRESSED FOR WORK.

Plus…the exhausted contest…even if you win, it’s not a prize you want.

and this is his birthday. I shall probably have to wait to tell him we should not get into exhausted contests in the middle of the night.

Happy freaking birthday.
I need coffee